Bad spleen joke of the day

spleen.gifOK, it is more of just a pun, and the “of the day” part is a stretch.  This is probably more of a once-in-a-lifetime thing. 

Actual conversation:

Daughter:  Taylor’s uncle found out that he had more than one spleen.

Me:  Well, then he has some ex-spleening to do.

You can start groaning . . . . . . . . . . now!

8 Responses

  1. Nice!

    I’ve heard a lot of doctor jokes, but not that one. Good job!

  2. I am not even going to touch that one. If it were any cornier it would come on a cob.

  3. Ba-dum-dum!

    Y’know, I lost my spleen when I was 18.

  4. Neil, you might want to try this out

    http://www.20q.net/

    Select the Old Testament for sure, and any others you might like. It guessed who I was by question 16.

  5. why did you tell that joke? just for the halibut.
    my son has been cracking up over that for 2 days now!
    Blessings, Kristina

  6. Neil:

    This MD found your joke to be very punny! :)
    In closing, let’s give Neil a big hand and don’t forget your waitresses on your way out.

    Cheers,
    Joseph

  7. You know, its nice to hear you have a sense of humor (however corny it may or may not be) every once in awhile aside from all the political and apologetic discussions. So I approve of your corny joke. Plus my husband is the master cornball…so your in good company.

    Thanks, Michelle. We have lots of fun in my house. But humor can be hard to translate into blogging. I’m more of a quipster than a stand-up comedian. Tell your husband not to change!

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