. . . the cat. Because God doesn’t like them as much as He likes dogs.
Just kidding, cat lovers! Probably!
I love when she sleeps with her tongue out.
No, she isn’t ashamed of anything. Hedonistic Dog has no shame.
Any blanket, anywhere, anytime.
Hat tip: IRD
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Cats aren’t mentioned in the Bible because evil people can’t be likened to them. They are too cute, cuddly, and smart!
Oh, Neil, Neil, Neil. You need to be careful. You need to keep a biblical perspective. Note, for instance, in the description of Heaven in the book of the Revelation, “Outside are the dogs and the sorcerers and the immoral persons” (Rev 22:15). Sorry, man, but dogs are outside of Heaven. On the other hand we can be absolutely sure that there will be cats in Heaven. I mean, where else would we get the harp strings?
Oh, boy! Are we having fun now?? Glenn gets points from my corner, Neil is thrown “out with the dogs,” and Stan…well, if it weren’t for your statement of Love for God and your wife…I’d be thinking up ways to create harp strings from human whiskers! :0) I think that domestic cats are perhaps not mentioned in the Bible because they were curled up napping somewhere during the head count…a stretch, I know…
This post seemed like a good idea at the time . . .
Llamas are domesticated, right?
Cats are not as meaty as dogs. One needs more cats to feed a family of four.
Cats are the devil’s pets!